CONTENT WARNING: Our story takes place roughly two centuries ago, so certain behaviors, attitudes, etc. by some characters, while not unusual in those times, may be considered offensive or cringy by today’s standards. Contains occasional profanity, gratuitous nudity, violence, alcohol, smoking, body shaming, cruel and unusual punishment, dated attitudes about race, gender roles, sexuality and so on (all in good fun). Intended for mature (and maybe a bit immature) readers. Proceed at your discretion.